Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
