Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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