8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
