whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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