found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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