return my video game
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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