we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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