Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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