So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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