No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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