I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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