I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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