So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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