No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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