She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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