They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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