Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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