my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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