absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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