Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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