love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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