Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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