I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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