we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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