I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
high people should be assigned attendants
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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