Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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