at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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