I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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