Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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