Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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