Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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