Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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