i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he fucked my hip out of place.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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