She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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