Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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