Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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