I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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