Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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