Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Actions speak louder than pants.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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