Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
