worst night to have a conscience
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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