I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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