never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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