I'm really into asian looking animals
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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