i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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