glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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