David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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