you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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