new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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