so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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