Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My feet surprised me
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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