So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
