so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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