But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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