Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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