i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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