so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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