wanna go halves on a baby?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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