I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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