The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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