Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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