He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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