found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize