We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
NoShamevember. You game?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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