There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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